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Als getrouwde man heb ik uiteraard geen openingszin nodig, en aangezien de coolness onder mijn lezers vrij hoog is, denk ik dat de meesten ook geen hulp nodig hebben op dat gebied.

Maar uiteraard zijn er altijd mensen die wat extra hulp kunnen gebruiken en daarom bestaat er de Openingszinnen generator. Wel in het Engels, maar allemaal even hilarisch; Al vraag ik me af of ze ook allemaal het gewenste effect hebben. Misschien dat er iemand ze kan proberen?

De 15 beste zal ik jullie alvast meegeven:

1. My buddies over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
2. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
3. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
4. Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
5. Im not telling you this because I want to impress you.. but I am Batman.
6. Fat penguin. [What?] Sorry. I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
7. If I ask you for sex, will you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?
8. You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
9. Excuse me.. Hi, i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..
10. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
11. I really don’t know if you’re beautiful or not because I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
12. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
13. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
14. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
15. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.